Farm education part 1. The origin of the word screw.

If you have been reading my blog, you know we have three little piggies. They are growing and growing, and now are quite sizable pigs. Mohawk and Mother are together, with the thought that they would mate and produce more little piggies.....well, when they grow up. Surely not now, while they are still only babies themselves! But Mother keeps getting fatter, with some large, suspicious nipples, and we caught Mohawk mounting her repeatedly. Very shocking. But that's not the worst of it! We were watching Mohawk harass poor Mother, and out came the pig penis! We almost died laughing! It is, literally, corkscrew-shaped! Hence the origin of the verb "to screw." That was yesterday evening, and his aim was horrible; we saw about 3 inches of it and naively thought that was all there was to it. Hahahahahaha. This morning at feeding, Mother got tired of running and just ate (food being her primary motivator), while Mohawk did his business (sex and procreation being his primary motivator). When they were done, i.e., Mother had had enough, she ran to the corner, and Mohawk was disengaged, revealing over a foot of dangling penis! We have to separate those pigs! We almost fainted! Who knew?